Bulletstorm Achievement List

If you’re the sort of dicktits who has already pre-ordered the meat-fest that is Bulletstorm, then you may well be interested in the list of achievements that was recently revealed.  We know we are:

• Weed Killer   15    Tidy up the back yard
• Minced Meat   15    Take out the Mall’s biggest customer
• Grilled Meat   15    Prepare a big meal using an improvised electric stove
• Size Matters   15    Use your biggest weapon
• Damsel in Distress   15    Rescue the princess
• Destroyer of Worlds   15    Cause major destruction
• Disco Inferno   10    Kill all enemies without leaving the dance floor in the city outskirts
• Chop-Chopper   30    Kill the enemy inside the airborne helicopter in the park
• Red Barrels   10    Explode all the red barrels on the rooftop while in a helicopter
• Armed and dangerous   15    Grow as a person, experience betrayal. Again.
• Stowaway   15    Catch a ride
• Pointless   10    Execute at least 10 Headshots before you find the first DropKit
• All Bow To Heavy Metal   15    Big head, big headache
• Blood Symphony   50    Complete the Campaign on Very Hard Difficulty
• Major Malfunction   10    Destroy 50% of the Newsbots in the Single Player Campaign
• Total Malfunction   20    Destroy all Newsbots in the Single Player Campaign
• Destructive Beat   20    Complete the Campaign on Very Easy or Easy Difficulty
• Violent Melody   30    Complete the Campaign on Normal Difficulty
• Brutal Chorus   40    Complete the Campaign on Hard Difficulty
• Straight Edge   10    Destroy at least 20 bottles of Nom Juice in the Single Player Campaign
• Fits Like a Glove   15    Meet your new best friend
• Patched Up   15    Receive a software update for your leash
• Insecticide   10    Destroy 50% of the Electroflies in the Single Player Campaign
• Pest Control   20    Destroy all Electroflies in the Single Player Campaign
• Space Pirate   10    Drink at least 20 bottles of Nom Juice in the Single Player Campaign
• Old School    15    Finish an Echo round without executing a single Skillshot
• Enforcer  20    Get at least 15,000 points in one Echo round
• Star struck   10    Get 3 Stars on 10 different Echoes
• Bounty Hunter   20    Have a total of at least 75,000 points in Echoes Mode’s total high score
• Guerrilla Tactics   10    Execute at least 25 different Skillshots in one Echo round
• Halfway There    15    Get at least 21 stars in Echoes Mode
• Team Player   10    Complete 200 team challenges in your career in Anarchy mode
• Final Echo   40    Achieve level 65 in Anarchy mode
• Environment Master   20    Perform every Anarchy environmental Skillshot
• Hoarder   40    Have a total of at least 150,000 points in Echoes Mode’s total high score
• Like A Boss   5    Defeat a miniboss in Anarchy mode
• Anarchy Master   30    Achieve a score of at least 50,000 as a team in Anarchy mode
• Supernova   40    Get 3 stars on each of the first 14 Echoes
• Om Nom Nom!   10    Feed a flytrap with a Nom parasite
• Wannabe   10    Perform 10 different Single Player Skillshots
• Somebody   20    Perform 25% of the Single Player Skillshots
• No Man Left Behind   20    Kill all enemies while escaping from the collapsed building
• I might be late   20    Kill all enemies during the sprint to the jumpship
• Just one last thing   20    Kill all enemies before you reach the escape capsule
• Master of Disaster   40    Earn 2000 points or more at once
• Remembrance   10    Play three different Echoes
• Shooting Star   10    Get at least 1 star on each of the first 14 Echoes
• Big Cheese   30    Perform 50% of the Single Player Skillshots
• Celebrity   40    Perform 75% of the Single Player Skillshots
• Golden Idol   50    Perform every Single Player Skillshot in the game

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